It would have been on the Sports Center highlight reel. . .

I fell off the sidewalk trying to hail a cab at rush hour this afternoon. Thank god I was wearing tennis shoes because if I had been wearing anything with a heel I probably would have broken my ankle.

Instead I sprained the top and side of my foot - it looks like someone inserted a softball just below the ankle bone, and feels more like a blowtorch set on pulse. It's already purple. . .

and I wish I owned a set of crutches.