What happened to human contact? I think I set a new record for incoming email today. The Inbox had 163 emails in it. (And there's still three hours left of this day.) ARGH.

What would people do if I set my Out of Office Assistant to return every email with the message: "Sorry, my 'To Do' list is full. You'll have to do it yourself."

I think I'd follow that up with a voicemail recording that says: "Hi, if you owe me money or are delivering flowers, please leave a message. If not, go away."