"There is a lot of stuff we've shoved under the carpet - so much, we have a bulging heap that can't be traversed" - a professor trying to bring a class discussion of ethics back to reality.

"Which brings us to the strategic mystery of all time: Can French men cook?" - P. Azoulay

"Maintenance records can be found at the Office of Vertical Transport" - in all the elevators on campus. It strikes me as both funny and an infuriating use of my tuition dollars.