The NY Fire Dept is currently battling a fire on the first floor of the building across the street. They broke the door down and black smoke is billowing out.

Meanwhile, on the fifth floor, there is a woman hanging out the window smoking a cigarette and watching them.

Now, don't you think that if you can see that there is a fire in your own building that perhaps, just as a precaution, you would leave the building? (Rather than be trapped on the fifth floor.)

I ask myself, "Am I this stupid?" Please, if any of you encounter me being so ridiculously moronic, have me arrested.