“I wish people would stop sculpting me naked” – Michael
“They made shot glasses a lot bigger then” – Siff
“God, can you imagine playing quarters with those?” – Michael
“Is anyone else’s butt sweating?” – Kent
“I’ve seen bigger” – Spencer
“Unfortunately, you can’t have Paris without France” – Kent
“I’d never tell anybody they looked like a Who” – Tim
“Interesting.” – Wayne
“Cause I’m King of the Pimps” – Professor Dion
"...kinda shady..." - Cyle
“...ejaculation...” – Lord Williams of Mostyn, Parliament’s House of Lords
“Dream like you’ll live forever, live like you’ll die today.” – spread by Kalie
"I wanna live in a big old castle and complain about it being drafty." - me.