True Friendship
I got this via email from a friend the other day and laughed so hard I thought I'd share. I hope you have friends like this...
Enjoy.
"Are you tired of all those mushy friends poems that sound good, but never come close to reality? Getting testy with people who think you should mail back those saccharine sweet nothings dripping with kittens, hearts and smiles, just to prove you're their friend ... again and again and again?
Well, here is the truth about friendship. . .
My Friend
When you are sad ...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.
When you are blue ...
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile ...
I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared ...
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried ...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit your stupid whining.
When you are confused ...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick ...
I will stay away from you until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
This is my oath ...
I pledge 'til the end.
Why, you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
Send this poem to ten of your closest friends or else you will have bad luck and go to hell and/or get depressed when you realize that you only have two friends and one of them is your mom.
p.s. A friend will help you move ...
A really good friend will help you move a body."
Posted by Amanda at May 09, 2003 06:17 PM
