Okay, I have an udderly and completely disturbing story to share, but I'm not going to put it up here because I'm too afraid. It freaks me out. You can email me to get the inside scoop. Although maybe that's not safe either. Call me.

Hopefully I can solve the thing tomorrow and put my mind at ease.

Let's just say it's at a level comparable to running into the guy who broke into my apartment in Madison in August.

Ahhhhh!